Friday, 6 June 2008

JomalAtE ghesAr - 060608

  • If life gives u lemons .... take them with salt & tequila!!!
  • Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult!
  • The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you caNNot do!
  • Buy Land. They've stopped making it! (Mark Twain)
  • Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. (Napoleon Bonaparte)
  • When angry, count four; when very angry, swear. (Mark Twain)
  • I heard u talked to your plants and they died of boredom! (Garfield)

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